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Five-Word Dog Stories

We asked readers to tell us their sweetest, silliest, and shortest canine tales. Here are illustrated versions of some of our favorites.


Illustrations by Yuliya Kashapova

October 10, 2022

Duke does not like wasabi. —Kendra L.
Hootie, get off the roof! —James M.
We thought she was fixed. —Michelle P.
Cookies, belly rub, nap, repeat. —Diane D.
His one blue eye mesmerizes. —Lee H.
Not on my new boots! —Steve S.
The Great Pyrenees is a lapdog. —Joel H.
Yes, the ham is missing. —Roy K.
Wrigley, drop the iguana now! —Larissa B.

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