1. Name the movie: “You don’t beat it. You don’t beat this river.”
2. Name the movie: “You have a baby! In a bar!”

3. Which of the following quotes did NOT come from My Cousin Vinny?
4. Name the movie: “I only came here to do two things, man: kick some ass and drink some beer. Looks like we’re almost out of beer.”
5. Name the movie: “We’re all going to hell for the songs we sing. People listen to them, they’re going to hell too.”
6. Name the movie: “I have to walk to Timbuktu just to relieve myself!”
7. Name the movie: “I’ve got the guts to die. What I want to know is: Have you got the guts to live?”

8. Which of the following movie quotes did NOT come from Steel Magnolias?
9. Name the movie: “I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.”
10. Name the movie: “I like them French-fried potaters.”
11. Name the movie: “Damn! We’re in a tight spot.”
12. Name the movie: “At some point, you got to decide for yourself who you’re going to be. Can’t let nobody make that decision for you.”
13. Name the movie: “If you’re a bird, I’m a bird.”
14. Name the movies: “Nobody can eat fifty eggs.”

15. Which of the following did NOT come from Forrest Gump:
16. Name the movie: “Alice, are you blind? Don’t you see the family resemblance? That’s my brother.”
17. Name the movie: “What we’re dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law.”
18. Name the movie: “Dreams do come true in New Orleans.”
19. Name the movie: “Candlesticks always make a nice gift.”
20. Fill in the blank from Forrest Gump: "My mama always said, life is like __________________. You never know what you’re gonna get.”
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17 or More: An Oscar-winning performance. Speech time!
12–16: Congratulations, that gets a “fresh” on Rotten Tomatoes.
7–11: In the immortal words of Matthew McConaughey, that was just “all right, all right, all right.”
Less than 7: It might be time to get a Netflix account.
3. Which of the following quotes did NOT come from My Cousin Vinny?
Correct answer: “And just what the heck is a pimento? Nobody knows.”
This quote came from Helen Ellis’s ode to pimento cheese.
8. Which of the following movie quotes did NOT come from Steel Magnolias?
Correct answer: “I’ve been baptized fourteen times—it just never took.”
This quote came from G&G’s 2020 interview with Leslie Jordan.
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